Services
Are you getting gay married? Are you broke like me? Are you in West Texas or the Panhandle? Then maybe consider me for your officiant! I shall do it for free if the answer to 2/3 of those questions is yes! For all others, like gas money maybe? A set of D&D dice? I dunno.
Flying Spaghetti Monster
I am an ordained minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Upon request I will wear my colander.
You may now... Kiss Kiss Fall in Love!
Will make anime, video game, or other media references upon request.
Meet Me (Respectfully) in the Pit
If you have relatives that keep overstepping bounds I am more than happy to be you wedding doula. I own a sword.